Mr. Nobody Visits AGAIN!!!

Well Mr.Nobody seems to be making frequent stops at our house lately. At first he only visited every once in a while, but now he has been visiting on a regular basis. The problem is that I must be busy or sleeping when he comes because I have yet to meet this guy. But I can tell you that when I do finally meet him, we are going to have some serious heart to heart talks. He probably won't like me much when we are done talking, but that's ok becasue maybe he will stop visiting us.
It first started out as little things that he was doing but now they just keep getting bigger and bigger. And some how I need to catch him in the act.
This time he cut the cushion on my couch and not just a small cut but a pretty good sized one.

Ok so my couch is 14 years old and really needs to be replaced but couldn't he give us like another year or so. I'm sure he thought he was helping us out but I really think he needs to start asking before hand if he can do such things.
So if any of you see Mr. Nobody or know who he is can you PLEASE send him our way. We really need to put a stop to this soon. If any of you know how to catch this sneaky little guy please let me know. Thanks for all your help!!!!